The sage wears tracksuits while contemplating the cosmos in 72-degree December weather.

Never do for others what they should do for you.

The problem with being a starving artist is the starving part.

Football Metaphors: The Philosophy of Boobs.

Contra modern psychiatry, genius begets neurosis.

In matters philosophical, only charlatans take offense.

If mankind is indeed governed by imagination, then style surely trumps substance.

Coffee is the reason people do not commit suicide in the morning.

To say yes with the body when the mind says no is to master the will.

Never trust a man with a ponytail or a woman with a crew cut.

Love thy neighbor as they self’s literal translation: love thy fellow ethno-religious Hebrew as thy self.

Repaid favors get lost in the mail, revenge is always sent express.